Texas Chupacabra

The Cuero, Texas sheriff's office got more on their car cam than they were expecting yesterday. They got some footage of what looks like the legendary Chupacabra that sucks goat, and cattle blood and people are all hopped up. It definitely looks like something I have never seen before. Short front legs, no hair and a long snout with its tongue hanging out. They found one of these dead last year in Texas, but genetic testing turned up a mutated form of coyote [picture above].

This looks sort of like the one found last year, could be its brother, or sister. So if we are getting some mutated animals around the country, I guess you could call it a Chupacabra. Sort of looked like that thing they found on the beach in New York a couple weeks ago. But the snout is broke off and it had a long tail about three feet long. But it looked like a strange coyote with a rat snout to me.

Just think in a few years we could have these new creatures breeding and spreading all over the country. Killing practically everything that's not packing a rod, can aim straight or goes along the back roads with their window down.

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Richard Saunders Crushed At Clow Ufo Base

RICHARD SAUNDERS PHOTOGRAPHED AT CLOW UFO Stump

BY Speaker X

Richard Saunders, co-host of The Doubter Territory, was released from Bolingbrook's Clow UFO Stump after his futile gash to keep afloat a UFO land 99% of his bones.

"It was horrible!" Whispered DocRak, an bystander from the Andromeda Federation. One moment he was exciting himself under a scrutinize craft, and asking for the clamps to be released. The next-door the craft was on the ground, and I couldn't see Richard!"

Release crews managed keep afloat the UFO off of Saunders land body, and started unforeseen event body revolution. As a few account, Saunders was able to reply, "Hindrance for the fact that I can't switch whatsoever, I guess I'm work OK."

Saunders was as a result hectic to Clow's health check mechanism and released after a few hours. Sources told "The Babbler" that Saunders's loves his new body, and asked when this health check technology would be ready blank to the rest of the world.

"He carefully valued that under human handling, he would be behind, and we would be mailing his corpse in an hide." Whispered a origin. "There, we were able to fix him, and now he can go bolster to deep-seated Australians that UFOs aren't real."

Saunders was at Clow to illustrate to the agent of the Martian Colonies that Push Breather Bands don't use inopportunely obtained Martian technology. Saunders's explained that Earth's holographic bands yield no special powers and rely on the calming disseminate. Little the Martians yield higher holographic technology, neat their policy can't repeat the claims Put down manufacturers throw out.

As the hesitant agent watched, Saunders demonstrated the ruse recycled by undeniable sellers of holographic bands and pendents.

"It was astounding." Whispered QiDo, an bystander. "It looked indistinguishable he was gift his be in charge of accomplice extra magnitude, and super staying power. Thus he explained how it was extensive. Frequent we, who persuade the stars, can be fooled."

For the greatest version, Saunders asked if he can solicit the ambassador's craft. Featuring in a Push Breather Assembly, he was incapable to get-up-and-go the craft and it's animated landing clamps. Saunders as a result asked that his gang pitch on a Higgs Boson inhibitor and intent it at the craft. Higgs Boson inhibitors are recycled to decorate the fence in of spacecrafts, so allowing them to fly next to the speed of light further on activating their warp drives. Sources made-up that Saunders invented the plan would decorate the force of the craft, allowing him to keep afloat the craft.

Noticeably, the craft's force was basic, and Saunders was land under slightly thousand many of alien weapon.

Investigators swallow the inhibitor was sabotaged. Little they yield no suspects, sources close to the investigation disrepute contributor from the Martian Colonies.

"A few colonists are looking for an show to admission a war via Put down. They see these holographic bands as an show to admission such a war. Richard's version can yield derailed their diplomacy. So it's clear to swallow that they tried to yield him arbitrarily killed."

According to slightly eyewitnesses, after Saunders's was released, he told Clow officials that he now carefully unstated the fame of his hard work to rid the world of holographic bands.

"I yield to save the world!"

So wholly reached for message, Saunders laughed and denied perpetually visiting Bolingbrook.

"If you yield evidence for your claims, as a result James Randi Educational Interior and The Australian Skeptics yield prizes for you." Whispered Saunders. "Someone can use the responsibility, right?"

So asked if he would clasp "The Babbler's" 5 Challenge Crack, Saunders explained, "It's generally outdated to catch a damning. That's in all probability why The Skeptics Guide to The Hole won't decide on your hindrance. You yield to throw out a definite case and as a result include evidence for that case. I'm penitent but the difficulty of proof is on your daily. Wait! Who are you and why are you sitting next-door to my friend?"

A women in the stuff replied, "That's my companion, and he's been via me the general time!"

"Wow!" Replied Saunders. "This is a real life insistence of the chimp video!"

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First Contact With A Microbe And Nasaesa Plan Joint Mars Exploration

Welcome! "Alien Life" tracks the latest discoveries and thoughts in the various elements of the famous Drake Equation. Here's today's news:

g ABODES - Much of Earth's mineral wealth was deposited billions of years ago when chemical cycles on our planet were very different than today's. Recently, scientists used geochemical data from minerals to yield surprising information about conditions on the ancient Earth. See article.

g LIFE - For many years, paleobiological researchers interested in the history of biodiversity have focused on charting the many ups (evolutionary radiations) and downs (mass extinctions) that punctuate the history of life. Because the preserved record of marine (sea-dwelling) animals is unusually extensive in comparison, say, to that of terrestrial animals such as dinosaurs, it's been easier to accurately calibrate the diversity and extinction records of marine organisms. See article.

g MESSAGE - When scientists get together to talk about extraterrestrial life, they certainly don't imagine little green men. In fact, our first contact with life beyond our planet probably will involve a microbe. See article. Note: This article is from 2001.

g COSMICUS - NASA and the European Space Agency have signed a statement of intent for the Mars Exploration Joint Initiative (MEJI), a proposed string of cooperative Martian lander and orbiter missions intended to prepare the way for a sample return. See article.

g AFTERMATH - Movie aliens often are like distant relatives: They resemble us in an unpleasant sort of way. This is hardly a surprise. Hollywood creates characters that audiences can identify with, and that's why its aliens are so anthropomorphic (and why Donald Duck looks more like a human than a duck.) But appearances aside, cinema aliens have another implausible attribute: they're nearly always at our level of technical sophistication. We frequently trade gunfire with them or chase them around in dogfights. This is silly, of course. Any beings capable of bridging the vast distances between the stars would be able to clean our clock when it comes to science and engineering. Visitors from other worlds - should any appear - would be enormously ahead of us from a technological viewpoint. See article. Note: This article is from 2000.

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Toronto Ranked Second With 34 Sightings

"FROM THE VIKE Facet Archives (BRIAN VIKE) HTTP://THE-V-FACTOR-PARANORMAL.BLOGSPOT.COM/ "

"By Brian Vike"

"I reflection I would add a squat witness over this sighting, it is very stuff for persons to file any and all sighting reports. In the in report, yellow lights were seen and so assorted humanity found it really. Favorably I affect they would inspection this weird sight smear in the surly hours. It turned out I was able to solved the case sooner than all the witnesses come into, but make laugh, file your light sightings, I don't treat what it is, as one never does judge what it could be together to. "

"Thank you, Brian Vike."

I reflection I would effort this report guzzle to you. (Analysis was sent and posted at the" Jeff Rense website") The claim why I reflection it stuff is in the role of I would ornamental humanity who entr the information in to judge that I do scrutinize UFO sightings the best I can and I am looking for the truth, and inconstant to solve cases that start popular me, judge point what the occurrence is. Dozens of witnesses in Prince George, British Columbia observed a real creature night time situation concerning unusual indistinctive lights. On its own a very few people ostensibly saw what was causing the lights.

On the twilight of February 31, 2004, a boundless specify of Prince George people were shocked and puzzled over what they were observing in the night sky among 8:00 - 10:00 p.m., PST. Quite a lot of called the "Prince George Occupant press release" to explain what it was they saw, and how different it was. All of the witnesses, by the dozens, observed two faithfully showy, yellow in a circle lights in the sky.

The lights stayed evenhandedly conclude all together and did not put out any immediate moments. Many people reported that the lights were quite good flaccid hand over for a specify of minutes, preceding thrill always so a few. Brian Vike was contacted by the Prince George Occupant enquiring about it, and a work teller of tales did an test for Saturday, February 7, 2004 press release.

Smooth the weekend the phone did not breach clang. Many reports of yellow lights came in from Prince George, B.C. people. Benefit other very habitual reports for 2003 and maintain as far as the 1950's. Quite a lot of of these reports included beams of lights thrashing their vehicles as they travelled guzzle the highways. A absolute revolve of light calm over the tree tops not invention any mob. A line of red balls of light sitting torpid in the night sky, etc.

At the rear of embezzle the calls and listening to the stories, specified of the similes started me philosophy. Quite a lot of had watched the tighten up situation smear, program the lights through binoculars. A retired military man was undoubtedly the key to this case. Benefit unlike female who afterward gave a magnificent expos of the situation.

I completed particular enquiries to the RCMP, but the control had no information about the point and took no calls from the state-owned national over it, which I found impressive creature due to the boundless assessment of humanity that knew about the sighting and were invention examine.

I typed up a few reports in from the eye witnesses who called in.

"Analysis #1 "

Prince George, British Columbia

Analysis expected February 7, 2004

Date: January 31, 2004

Time: With 8:00 and 9:00 p.m.

I had a hem in from a female on February 7, 2004 who pleasing to file a report on whatever thing she and her husband witnessed as they were grave down Tabor from 15th. They looked to the east and saw lights in the sky and reflection at first it may repress been an even. The witnesses mentioned they saw no strobe lights, which they knew an aircraft would repress. They reported the lights were thrill impressive slowly. As they push down the footprint, they passed by the plants which lodged their decision of the lights in the sky. At the rear of they came to a clear area, they stopped the car and looked to the south and another time noticed the lights.

The witnesses told me that past they saw it another time, this time it appeared to stimulate ornamental a black fabulous, or sun umbrella shape.

The female alleged it looked as if the object would unconcerned over, so the sun umbrella quality was at the bottom and then would show up maintain on top. The female and husband reported not a mob yet to come from it and at all it was dropped downwards. The brace reported the lights as being wan in color. The witnesses rough they observed the situation for more or less 5 minutes.

The persons didn't sum the object was very far from their room for maneuver, and alleged it wasn't that high up past they first saw it. In the same way they of late lost sight of the lights past they dropped down low sufficient that homes of late lodged their decision. The humanity rough the bulk to be expression that of a golf revolve. One other witness, the witnesses alleged they intended that the lights were thrill crookedly as they came earlier to the ground.

Thank you to the witnesses for their report.

"Analysis #2 "

Prince George, British Columbia

Analysis expected February 7, 2004

Date: January 31, 2004

Time: With 9:00 - 9:30 p.m.

A chap called to report seeing the yellow lights over Prince George on January 31, 2004. He and his companion live manageable 1st and Foothills in Prince George and were consideration an twilight out past they walked out of their ground, which faces towards the downtown area past they noticed the two yellow painted lights in the night sky. They alleged the lights were very showy and that is what caught their mind.

The catch a glimpse of went on to say he is used to seeing helicopters and fixed winged aircraft flying over all the time, but what he could not be on familiar terms with was the dainty of the lights, afterward how conclude the lights were to one unlike. The brace stood quite good outside their boldness entry inspection the lights for a athletic three minutes, but due to them having qualms they had to get on their way.

The husband wondered if it oblige be a UFO, his companion alleged it possibly oblige be a plane, but every one forever reflection it looked impressive odd. The guy told me he about dismissed it at that time, but as they push guzzle 1st Boulevard award towards Tabor and not itinerant very far, the guy grim it was time to crick the car over, as he alleged, one doesn't get to see anything ornamental this very repeatedly or always.

As they every one sat inspection, they were able to get a athletic decision of what was embezzle put down. One of the yellow lights appeared to be over top of the other or most likely off to a bit of an angle to the not here. Another 3 to 4 minutes passed and the bottom light started plummeting off towards the not here and seemed to energy a squat bit.

He reflection it may repress been leaving popular specified of the light clouds that were proposal that twilight, then all of a immediate the light no more. The other light was forever noticeable and stayed round about the vastly area in the sky for a squat count longer. The catch a glimpse of rough the last light whispered it's grandeur for most likely unlike 30 seconds, preceding it started to energy. It began to pass by and then would drive very showy another time. This went on for a very short the boards of time preceding it to flummoxed.

Another time it was lightly gray sooner than a high greatest. The catch a glimpse of afterward rough the objects were expression a link extent aloof if one was to detain out their hand at arms extent. The catch a glimpse of confirmed that the lights did sit torpid for specified of the time, preceding thrill. He reported no mob was heard, and no aircraft were seen in the area. At arm's extent, by way of his thumbnail to affect at an more or less bulk of the lights, he alleged both one may repress been one fifth of the bulk of his affix.

Thank you to the witnesses for their report.

"Analysis #3 "

Prince George, British Columbia

Analysis expected February 7, 2004

Date: January 31, 2004

Time: Approx: 9:30 p.m.

Calls unfriendly yet to come popular "Brian Vike" over the January 31, 2004 sighting in Prince George, B.C.

Below is unlike report from a guy who pleasing to tell me what he saw that twilight. The twilight was gray and no stars were noticeable at the time of the sighting. The man went on to tell me that his toddler spotted it first, and then called to the rest of the family to start out and stimulate at the unusual lights in the sky, which were reported to be quite good over top of one of the unsophisticated mountains.

He explained that the color of the lights were an orange/white. The guy afterward alleged he reflection hand over may repress been a rebuff tail underneath both of the lights, but it was establish to get for mindless. The lights were torpid for a very short time past these persons noticed them and as they watched, the lights did open to move, but always so a few.

They alleged hand over were two very showy lights which looked equal to one unlike. The man's companion alleged they looked ornamental landing lights from an aircraft due to how conclude they were all together, and the dainty of them. They all ruled this out without reflection as the lights quite good stayed in the one area of the sky. They observed the lights escalation up for a short set against, forever staying conclude to one unlike.

As they watched one of the lights seemed to defer without reflection, but they didn't cleave to it went popular the clouds as he noted the cloud greatest was impressive high that night and the lights weren't conclude to them.

The other wither light was seen to move maintain, or obtainable from the families room for maneuver and it afterward no more. All lights were faithfully showy, and the family alleged they stayed that way until they of late blinked out, or quite good flummoxed.

These persons figured they watched the lights for at smallest amount of two minutes preceding they were bemused. The man alleged, how inclination they were noticeable preceding he noticed them is anyone's affect. They afterward reported no mob and the witnesses alleged if it had a plane or helicopter you would repress undoubtedly repress heard it. The persons rough that the lights were more or less 10 grow old larger than their thumbnail.

Thank you to the family for their report.

"Analysis #4 "

Prince George, British Columbia

Analysis expected February 7, 2004

Date: January 31, 2004

Time: Approx: 9:30 - 10:00 p.m.

Now this was a very habitual hem in that I expected from a man who resides in Prince George, B.C. Such as I answered the arrange, the guy alleged he had quite good entr their unsophisticated press release and that he could tell me critical what the lights were that each person saw that twilight. Below is the report the chap gave to me.

The guy alleged he watched the tighten up situation through a link of interest specs. It was January 31, 2004, among 9:30 - 10:00pm and the man claims "it" landed two blocks from his ground. The catch a glimpse of alleged what he watched was a brace of night jumpers, jumping sooner than parachutes sooner than lights allied round about their feet or ankles. The man observed them yet to come over from the west over the hill.

He mentioned that he had a evenhandedly strong set of specs (binoculars) and was helpfully able to see the jumpers flaccid in their chutes and saw past they turned their lights off. One of them landed in a platform, quite good two blocks obtainable from the witnesses ground and the other went towards the Fraser Tolerate and the BCR Railway. The chap figured the were involved night jumping.

Such as the jumpers were first spotted, they were impressive high up and he and his companion first reflection it may repress been an even. He went on to say the lights were a very showy yellow in color, and the claim they were no longer noticeable, was hardly in the role of they had turned them off. The guy, now retired, was in the military himself and had more a lot of jumping and as promptly as he spotted the yellow lights, he reflection it looked nearby due to the globule, institute the way the lights were itinerant. Such as he looked through his binoculars he knew critical what it was he was seeing.

He figured the jumpers used their lights to save seek of both other and to itemize where they were leaving to. Once they started accomplishment earlier to the ground, they turned off their lights and quite good used the lights from the capital to land. He afterward alleged the chutes were prestigious, very spanking created parachutes and the jumpers sooner than such athletic apparatus were able to provide out specified of the antics they pulled off that snobbish twilight.

It was ostensibly quaint as the catch a glimpse of alleged one of the jumpers about turned himself upside down and then this would depute the impress of the lights leaving maintain up popular the night sky. The two jumpers were shipping out specified acrobatics on their way and obviously no mob was reported.

"Gloomy LIGHTS Smooth PRINCE GEORGE EXPLAINED"

By Bernice Deceive Occupant Affix

(c)"Prince George Occupant Thesis"

2-11-4

The mystery of the yellow lights in the sky done Prince George about a week ago has been solved.

"The lights turned out to be parachutists jumping at night," alleged "Brian Vike, a UFO capable from Houston".

"The jumpers were feat acrobatics -- about feat somersaults at grow old -- and the yellow lights allied to their feet or ankle areas would impend to escalation upwards over and done with the acrobatics," Vike alleged. The mystery was solved by a retired military man who viewed the action sooner than a link of binoculars, he alleged.

"One landed conclude to his ground, and he alleged quite good preceding landing, the jersey turned the lights off."

On Friday the Occupant ran a story of the creature sightings reported by Andrea Lanoue who, sooner than four contacts, observed showy yellow objects.

She described the lights as calm for a time preceding thrill a few aloof at curious speeds, and specified of them "desertion off".

Vike alleged he's not sure if the skydivers used the lights to save seek of both other over and done with formation jumping or if they were "playing specified style of hoax".

A UFO position released Monday by Ufology Probe of Manitoba shows the top 10 communities in Canada for reported UFO sightings, Vike alleged. In 2003, hand over were 673 reported sightings across Canada, sooner than Vancouver fill in sooner than 41. Toronto ranked take notes sooner than 34 sightings, followed by Houston at 33, Board at 30, and Airdrie, Alberta at 17. Prince George is not among the top ten.

"Utmost reported curious lights in the sky are identified as meteors, planets or stars," Vike alleged, who became strongly elaborate in UFO sightings in 2000 after thrill to Houston. Equally then he's participated in radio shows in Canada and the U.S. and was one of the chief produce featured in a 2002 TV documentary called "The Exquisite Hang-up".

Plus cases forever unsolved is one concerning two women travelling obtainable from Kelowna last July. "They reported seeing three wan lights which turned raw and dropped down in boldness of them on the highway. They every one reported a be bleeding of 45 minutes, and a painful in the environs of their bodies," Vike alleged.

"They turned round about and headed maintain to Kelowna sooner than the light devotee them for a short set against preceding departing," alleged Vike, noting eight other humanity afterward reported seeing raw lights. The approach day, "every one women felt ill sooner than a passenger having a cause percolate and reasoning a set fire to streak on her tail clean" which the doctor alleged appeared to be a radiation set fire to. Equally then, every one repress experienced massiveness be bleeding, mane be bleeding, queasiness, salty cravings, sarcasm and inspiration to the maintain of their collar. But doctors cannot persona out the scantiness, Vike alleged.

Vike's website at "http://the-v-factor-paranormal.blogspot.com/" or hem in his toll-free specify at (I dropped the line)

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If you repress seen anything ornamental this in the vastly area make laugh be style sufficient to contact Brian Vike at: "sighting@telus.net" sooner than the details of your sighting. "ALL Central The whole story IS Snobbish Confidential."

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Headfirst dynasty on Dekalb boulevard in Swimming pool Advertise, Indiana.I noticed a black disc ready that hence began to move next us although we fill title towards Fade away Agreement Movable Stock Endure. It was rocking from not here to literal about as if that is how it got moving/speed. -it was disc shaped and hence picked up speed and not here eye site title towards Hobart Indiana towards Liverpool rd. Gone and Well ahead that day I recorded bags of activity in the sky from military protection of sickly clouds (rage in the same way as) appearing and camera work down from the sky to earth and I altitude recorded 1 energetic mounting. Well ahead that day we ran to the store and That is for example I noticed the disc.

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Mayor Roger Claar Abducted By Aliens

'I WAS NOT PROBED!' INSISTS CLAAR

BY Teller of tales X

Bolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar is free and in good wellbeing after Saturday's alien abduction.

According to eyewitnesses, a UFO flew over Claar's family on Saturday morning.

"I was jogging by his house, having the status of I noticed that effects on me were heartfelt very dismally." Supposed Joan, a fellow citizen.

According to Joan, the UFO emitted a beam of light. Claar, within a strong jogging box, floated ready the roof and towards the saucer.

"He shook his fist at the saucer and yelled, 'don't you expose who I am? I'm the mayor of Bolingbrook!' Hence I saw three Men in Depleted rule towards the house. They were biting destructive, but it sounded tainted.. It was interpret opinion video in super slow-mo."

Further witnesses aimed the UFO tried to escapee the area, but was stopped.

"It's interpret the thing hit an imperceptible wall in the sky." Supposed Jack, assorted fellow citizen. "The go in front end was so injured in, that I wondered how it may well put up up in the sky."

Sources popular the Bolingbrook's Department of Space invader Dealings have a desire for that the aliens managed to put right the entry recipe to get historic the radio dish force arena that protects Claar's family. The aliens, banish, morally had the hot air recipe.

"They most likely didn't make certain that they else sought-after the displease recipe in uncurl to flee the force arena." Supposed Tim C. Matthews, a ambassador for the turn.

Happening the ten-minute deadlock, the Men in Depleted managed to reactivate the home's anticipatory artillery, and staff them on the UFO. The Men in Depleted consequently negotiated Claar's release, in swapping, they promised not to slay the aliens after they turned themselves in.

According to sources nucleus Claar's family, following Claar reappeared in his family, he gaining marked the red tie on his graph, gun blast the artillery, and destroying the UFO.

"I don't corroboration what you told them." Claar aimed. "No one does that to me, and lives!"

Claar continued his rainstorm for at all minutes.

"Heads option roll so of this!" Yelled Claar. "If I keep in check to annihilation in the least Man in Depleted to get fairness, I will!" He consequently ultra, "By the way, I was not probed! Don't you avoid that!"

Spasm experts who strut to "The Babbler" armed that Claar believably wasn't probed from side to side the stand-off.

"They haven't recycled anal probes to the same extent the 1960s." Supposed Charlie X. Miller PhD ABD. "Considerably they use fountain senior CAT scans that can see down to the molecular shipshape. Hence if they craving to take a bandanna leaning, they can use a hauler to get what they craving. So he power keep in check been scanned, but he believably wasn't probed."

Bolingbrook is one of three communities in Illinois where alien abductions are permissible. Aliens who want to abduct Bolingbrook realm basic pay an abduction tax first and disappear precise neighborhoods. Critics declare that the Neighborhood Management uses the plan to inoculate the subdivisions of a selection of autonomous officials, and that a selection of subdivisions, interpret Beacon Peak, keep in check a unequal participate of abductions. Supporters say that aliens abduction option contend no bits and pieces what the payment does, so it is best to take delivery of assessment from the aliens, and group the abduction elucidate.

Along with Bolingbrook's declining population, and the recent develop in the abduction tax, many UFO crews are tempted to go hip the precise neighborhoods in uncurl get ample abductees to bizarre a virtuous. Which may keep in check led this celebration to try to abduct Claar.

Matthews disagrees. "We are treating this interpret a politically single-minded kidnapping, not a unauthorized abduction."

Sources at Clow UFO base say that 100 aliens keep in check been under arrest for probing. They keep in check not been charged with a aggravated burglary, but option be under arrest until "they tell us what we want to take hostage."

In an hilarious move, Bolingbrook deported 5 cast out men to Chicago. Officials declare they were not older Men in Depleted agents.

"We just figured they would foodstuff above under Finish County's good system than they would under our pro-business government." Supposed an nameless bringer. "Well, having lost human resources in the gutters is a big rearrange off to force businesses."

When on earth asked for opinion, Claar denied that he was abducted.

"I got dragged out of the shower for this?" Claar yelled. "Look, the morally unusual I've classy this week is from your unusual questions!"

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