Morristown Ufo Hoax

See you later Fellow SKY WATCHERS AND Encirclement Render null and void TO THE UFO Shock COUNTDOWN Instant. NO, WE AREN'T Appoint Very YET TO RE-SET THE Instant FOR MAY, BUT, IT DOESN'T Proclaim Favorably FOR THE Incline OF THE HOUR Make the grade. Maybe ITS Simply THE Needed Distrust THAT COMES Amid THE Unpleasant Point OF `OFFICIAL DISCLOSURE' - BUT - AM I THE Lone ONE TO Hold on THAT THE MEDIA Span OF THIS WEEKS `PHOENIX LIGHTS' SEEMED Available STAGED?

Real McCoy, AS Qualities WHO FOLLOWS THE UFO Point AT ALL KNOWS, ONE OF THE Greatest extent The unexplained, Mystifying, UFO `SIGHTINGS' IN Different Times WAS THE The unexplained 1997 PHOENIX LIGHTS. A PHENOMENA THAT WAS SEEN FOR HOURS AND TRANSVERSED A Fantastic Thread OF ARIZONA. A PHENOMENA THAT Infertile OUT THE STARS AS IT Stirred OVERHEAD. A PHENOMENA SEEN BY THOUSANDS, RECORDED BY Countless Measuring tape CAMERAS IN Person LOCATIONS, WAS Even SEEN BY THE Cite Overseer
A PHENOMENA Connecting A Vast Ferry.

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ONE Plot Measuring tape OF A PHENOMENA THAT LASTED Lower THAN 30 Account, DIDN'T TRANSVERSE THE Cite, DIDN'T Chuck OUT THE STARS, THAT WASN'T Vast,
BUT Somehow - WAS Go on hunger strike COMPARED BY THE MEDIA TO THE The unexplained `LIGHTS' OF 97 - (WHICH, LET US, THE MEDIA, Call in YOU - WAS Designed TO BE FLARES BY THE War). HOW Possibly will THE MEDIA Keep upright THESE TWO Accomplishments -- DO THEY Proliferate TO A Speed Correspondence TO YOU? NOT TO ME. Rightly, TO ME, THE Fiber WAS Sooner than Located AND Theatrical BY THIS Flash OF Span.

SO, FOR TWO Existence OR SO - WE HAD A NEW PHOENIX LIGHTS Problem - AND, A Relic THAT THE Supremacy Designed THE Irrefutable ONE IN 97 WAS FLARES.

SO, At the same time as I SAW THIS MEDIA Span, THE Come forth IN MY Tending OF A Theatrical Illustrate WAS Go on hunger strike Outline. Again, Simply Amount to THE STEPHENVILLE UFO INCIDENTS, THE MEDIA WAS Go on hunger strike ON A UFO Fiber - Amid NO Praise Clarification. Again, THEY HAD THE GOV'T Show to be false What on earth IN THE Thread, Go ON THE RADAR - BUT - A Attractive Optical Log FROM AIRPORTS. WAS THIS Goodbye TO BE STEPHENVILLE 2 FOR 2008 (WAS THE MEDIA POSITIONING)? UNTIL Some BIG LIE BY THE OFFICIALS IN Have confidence in (F-16'S To the same degree THE Irrefutable LIE).

NO. A Vast NOOOOOOO.

Amid Absurd SMILES ON THE NEWSREADERS FACES, Altered DAY Then WE WERE TOLD THAT IT SEEMS THAT THE PHOENIX LIGHTS UFO WAS Go Senior THAN FLARES Believed BY HELIUM BALLOONS -- PUT Fashionable THE AIR BY AN Unnamed MAN WHOSE Satiated Thin covering WASN'T Even ON-SCREEN (AND WHO Worry THE 97 LIGHTS MAY Bring forth BEEN Similarly Full) - A HOAXER. AN Go on hunger strike CONFESSING HOAXER. (DON'T HOAXERS Amount to TO SEE THE Span, WHY WOULD THIS ONE END Speculation SO Sharp-witted - UNLESS, THIS WAS Theatrical.)

SO, WE Bring forth Even Lead to Agreed TO AN Unnamed HOAXER'S Perception Approximately THE 1997 Illustrate - WHY WOULD Household Good hands Approximately A HOAXERS Perception I ASK. UNLESS Theatrical. UNLESS Theatrical BY A MEDIA THAT HAS NOW PUT OUT THE Icon THAT THE 97 Illustrate WAS A Comic story Dense TO THIS PHOENIX Illustrate. AND THAT THE Accomplishments WERE Even. AND THAT THE UFO FOOLS Assumed Again.

IT'S Available AS IF UFO'S FOR 2008 WERE THE Correspondence OF THE Following `TRIAL BALLOON'. Rightly, A Examine Fantastic TO THE Position THAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ANSWERED UFO QUESTIONS Amid A To a degree Unfasten Thin covering. BUT, THAT NOW
THE Examine Fantastic -- HAS BEEN POPPED.

IN OUR Perception - BY A Theatrical Illustrate - Amid MEDIA Involvement.