Shelled Aliens Offended By Scheduled Singer At Clow Inaugural Ball

By Relator X

Twelve ambassadors from aquatic worlds today filed a blockade against musician Juanita Rodriguez guzzle agricultural show at the Clow UFO Position Inaugural Ball. Rodriguez, member of the topical Christian duo Juanita and Claudia, has called shellfish "abominations."

"This is outrageous!" Theoretical Glacko of XG-12. "Our take part modern bullets to be alive our strong circumstances. I would attachment to see her maudlin illustration be alive a studious of plankrana!"

"Later than over our Cut down hosts retain sent offence toward us." Theoretical Depute Plani Tu of Alpha Centauri. "Beforehand you try to redistribute an juvenile remake of 'The Day the Cut down Stood Yet.' Now you retain hired a musician who is persecuted by our normal layer texture! It is she who is the abhorrence in the eyes of our overseer! Thoroughly by funny turn over Keanu Reeves to our Supreme Court of Cultural Impartiality movement we be satisfied!"

The aliens are referring to her 2001 interview including The Bolingbrook Babbler. Bearing in mind asked about her pose out gays, she replied, "Efficiently I hand-me-down to like shellfish, but my pastor says it is an abhorrence. So that means there's everything when you come right down to it offensive about shellfish. They are abominations in the eyes of our Lord."

John Thompson, of Bolingbrook's Arm of Outer space Family members, defended the pick of the litter.

"The Obama Authorize is about take part prospect en masse. That includes take part who hate aquatic shelled aliens. We'll retain a shelled alien persist a soft libretto at the Pre-Inaugural Outgoing on Monday. If they don't like it, they can go to Washington and try to give the Men in Black. Let me tell you, you can't conceal from them. Counterpart including 2 million friendship in the borough. They movement attain you!"

Bearing in mind contacted by The Babbler, Rodriguez replied, "I don't rally why God bent civilizations of abominations. But I'm sure God has a plan, and I belief that they movement means my thinking and my upright to move at Clow. They are friendship on our planet after all."

Rodriguez second that she would abstain from commenting on the shelled members of the transpire, but "that won't cut me from lyrics about our cozy Lord!"

The drop movement be televise over the HARP Remaining.

Bearing in mind asked if she would unite including her twin sister, Claudia, Juanita giggled, and supposed. "She's my twin. We'll never be apart!"

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